January 14th, 2009

lily

Gift for perculious

Title: Dating a Straight Boy is Weird and Creepy
Author: abusing_sarcasm
Recipient: perculious
Pairing(s): Albus/Scorpius
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Boys kissing, much saucy language, and general farcical behavior.
Summary: Albus is completely straight and Scorpius is completely gay, so naturally they need to go dancing.
Word Count: ~8,400
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Author’s notes: To perculious, I tried to touch on as many things in your request as I could, but this just sort of happened. As you can tell, I was stuck on the pinning-to-walls and the taking-things-too-far. I hope you enjoy this, even though Albus refused to be a Slytherin. He was just far too large and manly and gallant and noble and clueless. But Scorpius loves him anyway. I hope you enjoy this! Huge thanks to my excellent beta, J.

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