March 3rd, 2010

Fic: The Plans of Men (Scorpius/Harry, Scorpius/Albus Severus), PG-13

Recipient: midnight_birth
Title: The Plans of Men
Pairing(s): Harry/Scorpius, Scorpius/Albus Severus; mentions Percy/Teddy, Percy/Scorpius, Firenze/Fred II
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Harry is 44 to Scorpius's 18, non-consensual kissing and groping
Summary: Scorpius wants Albus to take him seriously, and Harry's the only one that can help.
Word Count: 2993
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.

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Fic: The Incredible and Angsty Journey of Rose Weasley, Girl Slasher! (Rose), PG-13

Recipient: xmusicnotesx
Title: The Incredible and Angsty Journey of Rose Weasley, Girl Slasher!
Pairing(s): Many and none!
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Sheer, unadulterated CRACK! Not to be taken seriously! Also, all digs at slashers, femmeslashers, mpreg fans, incest fans, angst fans, fans of the improbably named Lubricus spell, and fans in general are done with love. LOVE, I tell you! (Well ... maybe not so much love for the mpreg people. But come on, that's WEIRD!)
Summary: One day, Rose Weasley discovered the internet. All the world trembled in fear.
Word Count: 4,031
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. Twilight is the property of Stephanie Meyer and the forces of darkness. The author of this fic does not endorse or condone the reading of Twilight, as it is brain-melting crap. No copyright infringement is intended.
Author’s Notes: This was more fun to write than all my other stories combined! Thanks xmusicnotesx for the opportunity to do it! You had a lot of stuff you wanted to see, but I worked in as much of them as I could. And lots of thanks to my beta, K!

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