Pairing(s): Scorpius Malfoy/Hugo Weasley, Ron Weasley/Draco Malfoy
Word Count: 45,296
Content/Warnings: [Spoiler (click to open)] Foul language (see rating) and none too innocent actions, 1 high-strung grandfather, 2 stubborn, pining fathers, a randy, neurotic Teenager 1 and a slightly crazy, unscrupulous Teenager 2, enough fluff to kill a plush elephant
Summary: Scorpius Malfoy didn’t actually mean to send his distinguished grandfather to St. Mungo’s with his tiny white lie. Er… no, not primarily anyway. But between that foul act and having his Quidditch World Cup tickets revoked, there’s room for a slightly insane redheaded hero, who could save the day… if only Scorpius dare ask it of him.
Author's Notes: This one was meant to be a present to our wonderful nia_kantorka as her (dreadfully) belated b-day present: HaRRy b-day, dear! My profound thank you’s go to my fandom angels, C. and B., for a much needed critical review and a beta job of epic proportions: Thank you so much, babes, you know people would throw rotten food at me, if it wasn’t for you two! The two songs mentioned in the text are “Melantroduction” by a German (!) band Lacrimas Profundere and “Gone with the Sin” by the Finnish band HIM. I’m sorry it came out so long. :)
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